Contents: Hand in glove - This charming man - What difference does it make? - Heaven knows I'm miserable now - William, it was really nothing - How soon is now? - Shakespeare's sister - That joke isn't funny anymore - The boy with the thorn in his side -Bigmouthstrikes again - Panic - Ask - Shoplifters of the world unite - Sheila take a bow - Girlfriend in a coma - I started something I couldn't finish - Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me - There is a light that never goes out.